Your waifu is lovely, but is she your wife?
Anonymous

who knows but the good Lord? ;)

sorry if this is rude, but how much did ur waifu cost? >3<
Anonymous

b-baka!! preposterous!!! how dare you insinuate that she didn’t just present herself to me, free of charge…..

gaijins…..

she looks so upset! how can you tell when shes pleased?
Anonymous

she always looks very tsuntsun!

which is funny because she isn’t normally like that… she’s very dere around me… 

;^)

Bless this tumblr for it is good.

This is the best blog on tumblr.
Anonymous

god bless you xoxo :’)

What do you think is the Biblical opinion on the love between a man and his bodypillow.?
Anonymous

“don’t forget to wipe up the cum because it might leave a stain”

ephisians 5:40